Things People I Went to High School With Do a Lot of*
*If Facebook is to be believed
- Go outlet shopping
- Get married
- Go to Applebees “with the husband”
- Vote Democratic (This one is a for-real surprise.)
- Drink frozen margaritas
- Make disgusting-sounding dinners
- Have a kid
- Have another kid
- Have bad days
- Take photos of the kids
- Have the most perfect day ever
- Complain
- Have the best husbands
