I give my all my opinions about proper gifts to give, and the one thing you should never do at Christmas is — the rudest thing you can do at Christmas is — ask a fat person to play Santa Claus at your office Christmas party. And I go into further things. About proper presents, about, is Santa Claus erotic to people? Is Christmas sexual?
- Did everyone else already know there was a new documentary about Divine?
- The photo of Club Charles makes me want to get a drink then go across the street to see a movie.